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(no subject) [Oct. 19th, 2004|11:53 am]
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darksidedyouth
[Current Mood |crushedmeh]
[Current Music |december 1963- "andys theme according to t"]

ANDY VIVES HAS BEEN 17 FOR 246 DAYS!!!!!!

yea...i know i stopped counting a while ago, but not really....how could i loose count of the days that andy gets sexier by the minute...*sigh* i sure do miss his hot puerto rican ass..i suppose this will be the last time i update here either...goodbye fellow anders lovees
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(no subject) [Sep. 14th, 2004|09:17 am]
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treesatoast
[Current Mood |listlesslistless]
[Current Music |the shower running...]

To Mallory or anyone who is going to see her before she reads this because they don't pay attention in school and instead sneak off to the library to read lj.  Please tell her to buy Swift's car and that I'll give her details soon.  But if this is a good deal she should definitely buy the car! 

I'm sorry for posting this to the Andrew Vives community but I don't know how many of you read my journal since I never update it and I figure you're all obsessed so this might be the fastest way to get in touch with her.

But for the sake of the community, I once again suggest Andrew Vives for President, who's with me?
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(no subject) [Sep. 7th, 2004|03:05 pm]
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idont_haveamind
Be it known by each and every! As of August 10th, 2004 in Ocean Beach, New Jersey the new name for Andy's fro is and will forever be Conquistador Marsallis! Let it ring throughout the land!
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This is what pathetic people do when their lives are over [Aug. 29th, 2004|07:17 pm]
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bunnystardust
[Current Mood |poor]
[Current Music |emo crying sounds from Sadie, realizing she may be reduced to a common dog whore]

Thats right, they ask everyone younger than them for money.  You know the drill.  We are poor, and we are in desperate need of funds ASAP.  How desperate?!  Would you like to see us...EVICTED?!  Do you want (this is geared particularly towards Andrew) to help us move all of the FURNITURE that you just moved in out again when we get...EVICTED?!  No, didn't think so.

*One of us wanted to make sure you were aware of the extra bonus that may come along with our being deported from our beloved JP home- we may have to move in with YOU, and you may hear us having the WILD SEX every night to NICKLEBACK in the room next to you, below you, above you, or even, dare I say, if you're Andrew, in the bunk above/below you.  Just a warning*

Anyway, what can you do, you ask?  You too can help!  ASAP!  We need to come up with approx. $600 AMERICAN dollars this week (preferably before like wed, since that is SEPT 1ST) and any amount you can donate would be greatly appreciated (don't fuck around and send us like $2, it will not get you cheap booze, or even a small quantity of marijuana.  You will get NOTHING.  Except a smack in the face).  We accept personal checks (they bounce, we kill you), PAYPAL (my email address is cullin.L@neu.edu- if you need assistance on how to reach us in this manner, by far the EASIEST manner, comment please), hell, even a deposit into our bank account (we don't have anything you could possibly take out, and how could you do it, unless you looked like a woman and had one of our old drivers licences).  Our time is really running out (you may have noticed that tomorrow is AUGUST 30), SO PLEASE DON'T DELAY!  Unless you want to hear doggie horror stories on the next Animal Precinct on Animal Planet about golden retriever prostitution.  Think of Sadie!

*Another note- we are aware that we owe a certain KAILEY and a certain ANDREW money, and you will be receiving this money, and any other monies you choose to contribute, plus interest, within a time period of one to two months.  Don't worry, we won't dick you over, unless of course that's what you're looking for (hehe, Andy).*

We need you!  Just like Uncle Sam!  So don't delay!  One of our phones has already been turned off!  Please comment/email/call on Theresa's cell for further details!

We thank you for your cooperation and deepest love of your favorite homosexual neighbors,
the infamous "dykes"
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drifting and floating and fading away [Aug. 21st, 2004|09:55 pm]
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rhpablohoney
[Current Mood |crankycranky]
[Current Music |modest mouse-talking shit about a pretty sunset]

i've had this piece of sass sitting in my email courtesy of one Mr. Eric Gilson for about 3 million years now, and i figure, i may as well post it here so i can delete the email marvel in the sass of the picture everywhere in my life.

now, is there a lady or a man out there who DOESN'T wanna be that paper cup right now? In the wise words of my friend Emma Folkman, "OH GOD THIS PICTURE JUST MAKES ME SOOO WET. JESUS. SO HOT. THATS ONE ATTRACTIVE TOUNGE(edit:cup, i stole her quote from a totally different situation) RIGHT THERE."

holy fucking fuck, i am ADDICTED to caramel hersheys kisses.
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Weekend excitement! [Aug. 6th, 2004|07:07 pm]
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bunnystardust
[Current Mood |hungry]
[Current Music |none]

Just an FYI, if you're in the Milford/Matamoras area, this Saturday (and Sunday?) is the townwide yard sale in Matamoras. We will be holding ours at Barbara's house (she works with Theresa) on Pennsylvania Ave. and would love it if anyone stopped by to say hi or take away a few things. We are trying to sell as much as possible to raise money for the moving trip so any help will be appreciated. So please! Come look, buy something, hell, we might even let you just take something away (anything we don't sell we need to give away, and hey, we do have a KITTEN that we need to get rid of asap), so tell all your friends and neighbors kids, cause it's yard sale time!!!! :D

Cross posted in bunnystardust
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crapshaith! andy is peeimp [Jul. 9th, 2004|04:27 pm]
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darksidedyouth
[Current Mood |artisticold sex!]
[Current Music |silencio]

meh andy got his licence the other day...and now he is the peeeimp. we are gonna roll out in his van yea...i am so bored i just felt like updating in teh community...yea camping at andys 04' its going to happen...soon...
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For Sale! [Jul. 7th, 2004|07:23 pm]
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bunnystardust
[Current Mood |hopefulhopeful]
[Current Music |some crap from upstairs]

It may have come to some of your attention (or not, since we've yet to post this anywhere else) that my girlfriend is selling her car. Do you know someone who desperately needs a car!? Someone with...cold hard cash!? Please refer them here!

For Sale!
'99 Mazda Protege
Great condition! You want this car! Dark blue, power windows/locks, cd/cassette player, roomy, brand new tires (two months old!!), great sized trunk (perfect for those...bodies), approx. 57,000 mi

$10,000 or best offer! This shnazzy bitch could be yours!
Email us @ squishyjellobunny@yahoo.com or leave a comment, before it's too late!

*Please post anywhere else you may feel could attract attention.
Cross posted in my own personal bunnystardust!*

Thank you!
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whatever happened to fluff and peanut butter sandwiches? [Jul. 1st, 2004|09:21 pm]
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flug
I need a fix of andy, it's been a while my friends. I'm in withdrawl. Andy, let'd have a gathering around your fight pit and roast marshmallows. I love marshmallows. And then I'll make you pancakes and you can clean up after me. :)
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(no subject) [Jun. 28th, 2004|01:51 pm]
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pazzesco_bella
I would just like to state that Mr Andrew Vives will be attending Surprise Lake Camp visiting day on July 18 where he will get lots of Jewish ass because Jewish girls love the mystery of the Uncircumcised Penis. So you can really consider the entire Jewish Female population a member of this community. Just letting you know.
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